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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:12

Still no good.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Bryce Elder gets rocked, Braves lose to Phillies - Battery Power
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Can AI render a high resolution image from a low resolution image?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Shohei Ohtani pitches sharp first inning for Dodgers before driving in 5 runs at the plate - AP News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Roman Anthony joining Red Sox on Monday; No. 1 prospect gets call to majors - MassLive
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds