What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Bryce Elder gets rocked, Braves lose to Phillies - Battery Power

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

This walking trend helped me to deal with a period of poor mental health, and now I’m doing it regularly - Fit&Well

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Can AI render a high resolution image from a low resolution image?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Shohei Ohtani pitches sharp first inning for Dodgers before driving in 5 runs at the plate - AP News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Roman Anthony joining Red Sox on Monday; No. 1 prospect gets call to majors - MassLive

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds